Bonerous

A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.

He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.

or

He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.

by ElCappa August 20, 2012

bonero

Latin fuckstick used to impale young vagina. Also refered to as a penisero.

Pablo those shorts are too small, I can see you're fucking bonero!

by sitruc_snagel November 28, 2006

bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

by scott gelato October 10, 2010

bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis

That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!

by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014

Bonetrousle

A porrmantaeu of the words "Bone" and "Trousle", both which apply to the fictional character of "Papyrus" from UNDERTALE and is used as the name to Papyrus' Battle Theme (Not to be confused with "Nyeh Heh Heh", Papyrus' Overworld Theme); "Bone" refers to Papyrus' species as a skeleton, and "Trousle" being a made up word similar to "Tousle" which means to "make (a person's hair) untidy" which matches the unorganized, childish, and rambunctious personality of Papyrus. The word being made up also further exemplifies Papyrus' childish and ridiculous nature.

Person 1: What's Papyrus' Battle theme yet again?
Person 2: Oh, it's "Bonetrousle".
Person 1: Cheers, it's one of my favs!

by PolyPixl09 December 28, 2020

Quid Bone Bro

When you get your booty call to score you something you need.

She wanted to come over and bang but I was out of weed so I made her bring some, quid bone bro.

by mtnthc October 17, 2016

bonerology

the study of boners, durrrr

-so how was your date last night?
>it was going awesome until she started to say stuff about my boner being crooked....
-ouch, she must have majored in bonerology.
>THATS WHAT I SAID!! ... and thats when she left.

by silkymanjones August 2, 2006