bonzarse

when a friend or associate completely and blatantly ignores your email/IM/texts/calls, instead focusing on his/her other "more important" priorities.

Dude, have you talked to your gf Kylee today?
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.

I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.

I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.

by JeffyPoo2000 August 3, 2008

Bonazza

Meaning a really sexy beautiful woman from the root Bonna in Italian meaning good.

"That chick is f*ckin bonazza "
"Look at that bonazza over there"

by Remote44 June 25, 2014

three pack bonanza

Shrink wrapped package of three older pornographic magazines. Black shrink wrap prevents seeing what magazines you are getting. Usually found in cheap liqour stores.

"I am the keeper of the three pack bonanza"

by Big_Dan May 25, 2006

bonzai tankbuster

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis

dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night

by iamhuskie June 11, 2006

Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor, the first person to crown himself emperor in Europe since Charlemagne. Conquered almost all of Europe, was sent into exile, but came back to France and reclaimed his crown. Sent into exile again, this time for good.

Napoleon Bonaparte was freaking badass!

by Ithaca June 19, 2005

downtown bonanza

A person's private area, coined by Dane Cook.

Dane Cook: ".. the first time you're gonna see the other person's downtown bonanza. And so you check it out and you hope that it's nice, and I'm happy to say she had a nice situation."

by euroboy December 28, 2005

Napoleon Bonaparte

One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.

Dude, Empoleon is "Emperte" in Japanese...Nintendo's really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like Napoleon Bonaparte. What do you wanna bet there's gonna be one named after Charlemagne, or the Pope?

by aka_Pyro May 18, 2007