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Bonner

A Bonner is gay, usually a flamboyant Scene Queen as well.
Bonners are funny, intelligent, gentle people despite their often outlandish appearances.
Neal: "Which one is Bonner?"

Bob: "Come on, you can't miss him, he is the bear that brought that beard home last week to meet his parents."
by Pretty Boy January 21, 2010
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Bynaner

This word refers to all those lovely, darling, teen beaten, numb nutteried, hayfevery captained, mind controlled, brilliantly deducted fans of that crossed-eyed actress Amanda Bynes.

Her fans, as they so eloquently retard on a popular 'database', display what can best be described as 'the people with banana shit coming out of their mouthes'. Hence, the word, bynaners. Coming from latin: by- meaning meat by product, -nan which is a misspelling of the word non, and -er meaning those who play jock hard with no helmets.

Opposition to this talent qween is semi-recommended, as it will be met with super teen beat logic about how funny she is, how c is for cookie, how so funny she is a dancer she is, and why for how come why she isnt with -er whoever zombie actor boi.

Her fans love marmo-lade, getting marmo-laid, giving first aid, ymca'ed, enemas, eating tweek cake, cheerleadery, inane horsetalkery, and panty sniffing.
'if you just finished watching your 10th hour of whatever nickelodeon programmming was playing, then talk for another 10 hours on a pink and diamond encrusted cell phone, you might be a bynaner-neck'
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Bonner

Yea It's Actually A Last Name And Some Dumb A** People Think It's BONER. Bonner Sounds Like Bonn-Ner. Boner Is Bone-Ner.
Kid 1: Hey You Know That New Kid?

Kid 2: Who?

Kid 1: (First Name) Bonner

Kid 2: Yea I Know That Dude
by MusicNTattoos August 9, 2009
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bonnerific

An adjective that describes an action that a woman does to a man that will most likely give him a long lasting erection
Woah! I just hooked up with that blonde chick in my van!...sooo bonnerific

It was bonnerific when my teacher kept me late after class to let me spank her with a ruler because shes been a naughty teacher.
by rubixcube March 28, 2008
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Bonner Brain

When you sleep on a slope usually while camping and all the blood rushes to your head.
We all got bad headaches from bonner brain, due to sleeping upside down on a hill.
by ugly hawk May 25, 2011
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bonaversary

It's the anniversary of the day you and your partner first had sex (boned).
Our anniversary is March 18th but March 30th is our bonaversary ifyouknowwhatimsayin.
by Racarlton513 July 4, 2016
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Bonner

to epically and actively flake out all the time
to fear follow through
to make an effort to contradict one's words
to bail repetitively
She said she's coming, but she'll probably just bonner again.
by the kids you ditched September 19, 2012
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