bonertights

Getting an erection while wearing tights or a leotard.

Better not pop a boner in 'em tights!

Tim! Nice bonertights you got there!

by Brian Lambert December 12, 2005

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bonerthorax

A penetrating thoracic injury from an erect penis resulting in collapse of the ipsilateral lung as a result of semen accumulation. The boner should not be removed until both parties have climaxed

A 26 year old female presents to shock trauma with shortness of breath and wet panties. Our working differential diagnosis is tension bonerthorax and lupus.

by Livingsteezy March 26, 2009

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Pulling a Bohner

Subverting expectations in a horribly unfunny manner.

Looks like the show is pulling a bohner.

by IndirectJokes April 4, 2021

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When a person's nipples, male or female, turn hard after being cold or being aroused. This hardening of the nipples can occasionally be seen through that person's clothing, giving way to humiliation. Usually, however when one person has a case of bonertits, others in that area also have the same symptoms, resulting in a bonertits party.

Steven: Check out those poppin' bonertits on Hannah over there...it must be freezing or something's on her mind.

Hubert: Holy Moly! I must say those are gargantuan! but wait I think I'm getting bonertits too!

Keane: Bonertits.. party of two!!!

by bonertittays April 13, 2011

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bonertologist

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier

"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."

by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

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