Bonson

Smart and sophisticated intellectual always trying too hard to please people. When it comes to a crowd, a Bonson will be at their best delighting those around with laughter. Also, a Bonson is loyal and gracious and the best friend anyone could ever have.

A Bonson is always there for you when you need them the most.

by LReetx3 October 30, 2020

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

beansong

A more refined designation for the dulcet tones of flatulence.

Her beansong stays on my mind. And in my drapes! Damn girl!!!

by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III August 23, 2015

jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.

everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.

by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019

Bonsonator

absolute sex god. aw yeah.

Rachael: that guy over there is a Bonsonator.
Will: yer man.

by rachael cockles. February 4, 2010

branson

A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.

Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

Boganson

Member of a large bogan family with designs on bettering their place in society. Based on Donaldson - a clan who migrated from Tasmania to Denmark en masse to lay claim to various Danish royal interests.

The Bogansons engaged a Native Title lawyer to enhance their claim to Amalienborg Castle, spooking the Danish Royal Family.

by Cece&Hester October 2, 2006