1: (adj.) Describes a person who uses misery as an art form, and a way of life.
2: (adj.) A person who goes out of their way to ruin everyone’s time with perpetual complaining and superseding the pain of everyone they encounter with a catastrophe of their own.
3: (adj.) Describes a cancerous attention-seeker “Bluist”.
2: (adj.) A person who goes out of their way to ruin everyone’s time with perpetual complaining and superseding the pain of everyone they encounter with a catastrophe of their own.
3: (adj.) Describes a cancerous attention-seeker “Bluist”.
“I can’t invite Uncle Bob to the party, since when I told him how I had a headache last time, he diagnosed himself with a terminal brain tumor. He’s the most bluistic putz I’ve ever encountered.”
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A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.
Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista
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Everyone: God, this is a terrible case of the Bautista Effect; someone who thinks his or her opinions matter.
Everyone: God, this is a terrible case of the Bautista Effect; someone who thinks his or her opinions matter.
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