Joe Bauserman

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.

Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!

by UpsetBuckeye October 8, 2011

Bluterus

When the lady pickle is highly stimulated or she is on extended heat but not fully relieved... ouch, pains in her baby makers (ovaries)!
This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin “D” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!

“I need Gary’s firey sword in my life to keep me safe from Bluterus and anemia”

by When a Goddess needs her God October 13, 2019

bloser_

Someone I want to kiss

Ok bloser_ have my baby's

by charzeywarzeyparzeyuwu July 8, 2021

Non-Blusher

It is impossible to make someone blush they are very skilled and won’t blush for anything if you try

I can’t make Amy blush for anything

That’s because she is a very skilled non-blusher

by Anonymous12345567 June 24, 2019

blusterfuck

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.

I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked

by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010

blueserver

A a big diamond shaped merrygoround. Aproximatly 15 feet tall, and 15 feet in diameter. The blueservers is spun on a pole which is located in the middle of it. Hamsters (people running in circles inside blueserver) provide the kenetic energy required to spin the blueserver. A blueserver has ropes, and supports, and is usually a light blue colour. A blueserver offers a variety of games including body dodge, and blueserver bowling. All blueserver games feature the contestant jumping or ducking over another person who is holding onto the outer ring of blueserver. The person holding on usually reaches an angle of 90 degrees, and becomes very hard to dodge. Blueserver results in many injuries.

"He really got whooped bad today at blueserver."

by Toni Bajer November 6, 2007

Bauserman

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.

Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.

by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011