blurfsnart

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. A complete gross-out of a guy.

If someone does something disgusting you say "what a blurfsnart" implying they are just too vulgar.

by atrebor September 21, 2005

blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

weed burps

When you smoke weed so hard that you burp afterward and smoke comes out of your mouth.

I hit that shit so hard I got the weed burps!

by Steve O'Malley January 2, 2008

Blurse

When something is both a blessing and a curse.

Sarah found her large breasts had always been something of a blurse, while they filled out her shirt nicely she got tired of men not looking her in her eyes.

by JMH and Ryan Thomas January 18, 2009

blurnsball

A futuristic sport similar to baseball, but "jazzed up." (Created by Matt Groening & Co. for "Futurama")

by Shimrah July 27, 2003

blurpie

When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.

My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!

by Wristwatch December 7, 2009

burpspeak

The words you speak when you burp.

John has awesome burpspeak, he can do the entire alphabet after a single swig of beer.

by moooooog35 October 26, 2009