Blurton

Abnormally small man, however in great physique, he is a fan of pints and action man sized clothing.

He likes to take clive out where ever he goes and enjoys introducing him to virgins no matter how drunk they are.

Blurton "Do you want to go and meet clive in my bed"

Girl "No, I'm a virgin"

Blurton "Do you want to remain one"

Girl "Not any more"

by PintSizedPenis November 25, 2013

burtation

When someone starts speaking then descends into gibberish. The first burtation took place during Serene Bransons live coverage of the 53rd Grammy Awards in February, 2011

Well, a very very heavy, uh, heavy du-- burtation tonight... we had a very der-- derrison bight... let's go ahead teritizing those poola bit, the had buh pat.
-Serene Branson

I tried to ask Alice out on a date but I was drunk and nervous so my proposal became a total burtation.

Some rambling homeless man tried to sell me drugs I think but I'm not sure because he was having a burtation.

by derpopolis March 2, 2011

bration

An abbreviated form of the word "celebration."
A social gathering, especially for pleasure or amusement.

"Wow, she really threw a great bration!"
"Let's go out brationing!"
"I'm so hung over, we brationed all last night!"

by Michelle Gilbert May 5, 2006

Burnation

Burning sensation.

I have a burnation in my stomach. Should I take some antacids?

OMG! This sun is giving me a burnation! Do you have sunscreen?

by Karmakarma April 1, 2017

Faux-bration

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.

Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.

by dastardlydal May 24, 2010

heavy burdation

an extremely confusing situation where one cannot find the words to express what is happening

we've had a berry very heavy burdation here tonight

by chort mcg March 8, 2011

Blurtation

A condition in which your brain temprarily quits functioning correctly causing you to look stupid.

A mistake

Dude, that band was having a major blurtation when they wrote that lyric.

by wow, personal. March 15, 2011