Blumptendo

Getting a blowjob while playing a videogame of any kind.

I was getting this Blumptendo while online lastnight. I swear to god, just as I came, I no-scoped this noob halfway across the map.

by ClusterChuck October 13, 2011

blumpkinesiology

the scientific study of the art of:
a. giving blumpkins
and
b. recieving blumpkins

Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.

by the bombastic blumptastic May 1, 2003

Bumpdate

The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.

Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.

***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***

Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”

Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***

by FegelFatso March 30, 2019

Blueplate

A handicapped driver with a blue handicapped placard on the license plate or dangling from the rear view mirror.

These are usually overly cautious elderly drivers, who drive very, very slow, still manage to swerve in their lane and brake unexpectedly for no reason.

The blueplate placard may be accompanied by stuffed animals placed near the rear windshield.

So Im already late for my appointment and of course I get stuck behind a fucking blueplate!

by DatPurpleStuff November 20, 2009

blumpkinexting

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head

you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

by righteous turd bro October 17, 2010

auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.

Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!

by pigy_G December 15, 2010

apple blumpster

Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.

While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.

by K. Schulten May 14, 2011