Someone who is one of more of the following:
fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way
Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way
Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
by J L M R March 22, 2008
I've got the blumps!
by mathclass08-09 November 19, 2008
1. the bowel movement you have not long after devouring a Blimpie submarine sandwich with the works, invented on a buy one get one night in The BronxNYC
King: my boy in castle hill hooks up mos mayo, oil, chz all that shit Mondays...its worth the Tuesday morning blump
Player King: bet
Player King: bet
by JR Reden Bacher January 25, 2009
by Zane the Weatherman January 30, 2011
by blumping master March 10, 2010