internet blushing

this is when your propositioned with a tricky situation/scenario whilst online.

person1: dude she totally asked me out last night, i started internet blushing

person2: sick!

by AdamTomRichLuke December 17, 2011

Bluffing Brownie

A brown skinned liar or deceiver. This is a racial slur used on a person of mixed white and black ancestry .

Obama is a bluffing brownie, he has not kept most of the promises he made to get elected president.

by Kinky Konniving Kunt August 7, 2009

poodle bluffing

Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.

Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.

Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.

by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010

Blushing Geisha

When you are doing a Japanese girl from behind and accidently (or on purpose) end up darting the wrong hole. She turns around and in her coy, Japanese, blushing way says..."Ahh Soo" with a little giggle.

During my recent trip to Japan I got drunk and ended up in a karaoke bar. I took this amazing girl home but was too drunk to stay focused doing it doggy style and ended up with a blushing geisha.

by brochief1 January 7, 2010

bluffering

When waiting for something to finish on the computer but it does not report its progress correctly

The progress bar seemed to be moving fine but it was bluffering

by DiskJunky March 4, 2008

bluffington

A drink (most often 32 oz.) popularized at the gas station/convenience store franchise, Quik Trip. The drink is 2/3 orange cream slushie and 1/3 Dr. Peppper. The actual ratio varies. A hoss Bluffington is the drink of the 44 oz. size or the 52 oz. size. The Bluffington was first made on a fateful night by the Sheriff; the name was developed by a russian madman, the Czar. It is enjoyed by all.

You wanna go get some Bluffingtons?
Yeah

by Murrell October 8, 2005

Bluffing

Where a man eats his own or someone else's pubic hair.

James, I heard Justin just shaved his pubes!
James: "Yeah, dude! We were bluffing all night long!"

by shitmongrel May 15, 2008