blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)

"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"

by Xela808 January 28, 2015

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!

WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!

by 99999999 May 14, 2010

blueberry muffins

A synonym for Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry muffins.

Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!

Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.

Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.

by O' Briney March 5, 2009

Blueberry Muffins

Part of the BRO CODE

When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.

In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".

Bro sees his bro in trouble and subtly codes to him: "DUDE!! Lets go get some BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!"

by The blueberry muffin man May 23, 2011

blueberry cunt muffien

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.

Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.

by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018