Blondathon

A blondathon is a large group of blond people whose friend group is the majority blond. It can refer to any gender or any number of people.

Franny: OMG do you see that blondathon over there?

by purple_monkey888 September 8, 2021

blogathon

A competition between two friends on myspace. The two, three, twelve or more friends each write a blog and compeat to see who gets the most blog views, comments and kudos. The person with the most views, comments, kudos etc. wins the blogathon, thus having the best blog. People who participate in blogathons are usually sad, middle-aged men who live with their mothers and teenage girls trying to prove their popularity.

i always win the blogathons, i must be the most popular! no matter how many thime i comment my own blog, im still cooler than you!

by she doesnt look a thing like Jesus (which is a good thing, cause shes a girl. with a beard...) October 26, 2006

Blowbation

The process of denying one a blowjob. It can be self imposed by the recipient or enacted by the giver.

My girlfriend gagged so bad while giving me head that I had to put her on Blobation.

My guy came home from the gym with such a sweaty stinky nutsack that I put him on Blowbation.

When my girl spit on my egyptian cotton 1000 thread count sheets, I put her on immedite Blowbation.

by Todd Pole November 21, 2011

boobathon

boobs boobs and more boobs

Michael: "You missed the boobathon"

Ashton: "man there must've been so many boobs"

Calum: "boobs"

Luke: "I hate this band"

by longdick96 July 3, 2014

blotation

When you are so constipated you are bloated.

I feel really blotation because I haven't pooded in a while.

by Blotation4lyfe August 18, 2017

blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

by LDL1 September 22, 2016

Blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

by LDL1 September 19, 2016