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Blokedance

The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.

This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.

SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.
by The Chairman February 20, 2006
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blowed

Verb. New Orleans slang.

to be mad/pissed off
“y’all really blowing me yeah!”

stop playing with me son. y’all blowing it!”
“you really blew me.”
“I’m blowed”
by djandersonnnn January 16, 2018
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bloked

The Mixture of Baked&Blown , The act of smoking massive amounts of stanky stank, being so high your to the point of Feeling drunk off your ass
" Ahhhhh Man Im SO BLOKED"
by Perrrdizzel May 14, 2005
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blowed

Guy 1: "Let's get blowed, dawg!"
Guy 2: "Word."
by SuperSonicX June 26, 2005
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bloused

1. messed up or confusing
2. to be intoxicated
3. to finish something
1. Everyone was naked when I got there; it was the most bloused thing I had ever seen.
2. I was way too bloused to drive.
3. After that J we bloused off all of Schneitzel's chips.
by murdoc 1 May 7, 2007
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blowed

Maaaannnn..... I'm blowed'
by Griffdocta July 2, 2003
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