bloomer fan

the hardcore can-can pantyfan. They like to show off the extent of their fanness, and exist to be seen by who they fan after and also other fans. They are often showy, decorative, and ubiquitous.

"I'm such a bloomer fan for Imogen Heap that I made this sparkly t-shirt with her face on it and am going to wear it while chained to her mailbox so all the press comes to cover my hunger strike and in so doing promote Immi because I am her number one fan!" said the bloomer fan.

by JoyTKP September 28, 2006

Trenton Booster Seat

When you sit on someones lap in the backseat of a car, and allow yourself to be sodomized so you can still watch the drive-in movie screen. Often used to reference a method of payment for being taken to the movies which includes demeaning sex.

Melanie badly wanted to go see a new summer blockbuster at the drive in, but didn't have the money. So she used a trenton booster seat to get a dirty old cabbie to pay her way.

by Mr.Matrimony September 2, 2008

Rocket Booster

When a male stuffs his erected penis and balls tightly between his thighs and has another person stare directly at both the penis and balls. It isn't considered a Rocket Booster until the Rocket Boostee' formally announces, "HEY, IT'S A ROCKET BOOSTER!"

Brett creeped up behind Ugly Bake and T-Wabes and announces ITS A ROCKET BOOSTER before getting bag-tagged

by WABEZ January 5, 2009

Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.

Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

bloomberg

To throw something in the trash which is recyclable.

I couldn't carry around an empty soda can all day until I found a recycling bin, so I just had to bloomberg it.

by jacksonjohnson December 15, 2008

Bloomer

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

"After getting married he became a Bloomer."

by Le Cringe February 27, 2019

Boomster

A member of the baby boomer generation who is as cool as he or she can possibly be, given the constraints of his or her age.

Wow, look at Jack and Juls shake it! They're real boomsters.

by PetPilot January 9, 2015