blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015

blooming

A colloquial term used for emphasis to add frustration and dislike. Commonly used in the UK. Also: blimming.

Guy: "London is blooming expensive!"
Girl: "I know, it sucks, doesn't it?"

by careyy March 7, 2009

Blooming

A Filipino expression used when you want to say someone's beautiful.

Person: "Wow, blooming ka ngayon. May nangyari ba?" (Wow, you're blooming today! Did something good happened?)

by winkdeep July 30, 2017

Bloomingdale's

A high fashion department store found in most big cities. Very pricy, but not as pricy as some others such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. Nicknamed Bloomies.

"I went to Bloomingdale's the other day and bought a dress by Prada."

by Hellohello July 4, 2006

bloomingdale high school

A high school in florida where all the white bitches try to act ghetto , there’s a fight every well there , everybody is fucking everyone, has annoying ass teachers , almost everyone there is fake asf , and everybody knows everyone’s business

Person 1: bloomingdale high school is the best high school in florida

Person 2: damn right

by slatt gang November 24, 2019

flowers are blooming in anarctica

Left-Wing phrase created to promote rev0lut1on out of fear that the word would be banned

Person 1: What's your ideology?
Person 2: Well the flowers are blooming in anarctica, you tell me.

by Eatsloads October 11, 2023

Blooming Onion

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.

I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.

by Taylor, B November 12, 2005