fucking bloody hell 

An expression used to show anger or disgust towards a situation or person.

John: Wow. She's a nice piece of meat, isn't she?
Gary: Fucking bloody hell, John. That's my mother.

fucking bloody hell by FreeRealEstate April 24, 2018

Christ On A Fucking Bloody Cross

An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.

"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"

"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"

Christ On A Fucking Bloody Cross by Jon & Ian November 8, 2007

blood fucker 

One who engages in sexual relations with a blood relative.

John: My cousin was hitting on me, but I told her I wasn't a blood fucker.

blood fucker by Melly-Mel December 31, 2011

Bloodfuck 

v: The act of penetrating in order to create a new orifice for sexual please.

I spent last night in the hospital because Johnny drill tip dicked me in the gut and proceeded to bloodfuck me for hours.

Bloodfuck by Exseqour January 16, 2010

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel 

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel by nick slammer June 16, 2008

bloodfucker 

a mixture of bloodclut and mother fucker, the biggest insult known in mankind
also known as when a man likes to fuck a gal who is on the blob!

yo josh you bloodfucker

bloodfucker by nathan maxwell May 18, 2006

Bloodfuck 

1. One who uses a once funny joke too much, and thereby ruins it.
(Created by David Turner in 2007)

Girl: That hot dog's so BIG!
Boy 1: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: No seriously, that's just a lot of meat for my little mouth.
Boy 2: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: You guys are really immature.
Boy 3: That's what she said!
All: You're a total bloodfuck, dude.

Bloodfuck by David Cliffy Turner June 2, 2007