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Boggles

A consistently developing mental and visual condition that allows ugly girls to look progressively better as a man spends an extended period of time in the Greater Boston Area. This illness typically results in copious amounts of awkward mornings and regrettable encounters.
"Aw man did you see that beat chick Nick hooked up with last night?"

"Yeah man, he said she was a 7."

"No way dude, the boggles are totally taking effect, she's a 3 at best"
by Wescrates April 25, 2008
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Bloggle

Blog babble. The babble that a new announcement from any large company will create.
Hey, did you see the Bloggle about google+?
by Ted Calvin July 1, 2011
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Blagglesnarf

a word that doesn't technically exist, used when one cannot think of any word to say
Person 1: Go fuck yourself.
Person 2: Yeah...well....Blagglesnarf!
by shadowsol93 July 20, 2010
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bloggies

Man, I have 3 bloggies! This is huge!
by lansi January 21, 2009
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Bloggestion

1)Something suggested in a blog coming true or seeming clearer after being read. (Similar to the way powers of suggestion "cure" afflictions or how having one person describe the "picture" they see in a cloud formation can cause someone else to see the same "picture").

2)A person (or persons) actually understanding (or "digesting") the theme or meaning of a blog.
"The mere bloggestion of what can happen if I didn't stop overeating made me change my lifestyle forever."

"It usually takes me a few minutes to bloggest what I read but if I read the blog again I can gain total bloggestion."
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gear boggles

originally a product response to the blank look left on the face of wearers of a Samsung GearVR virtual reality headset. Gear Boggles (www.gearboggles.com) are entertaining faceplate stickers. Now broadly applied to any faceplate sticker used on a virtual reality headset. Inspired by the term: Beer Goggles.
Bob looked stupid wearing that VR headset until he got those Gear Boggles. I like the cat eyes best.
by AustinWords May 1, 2016
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boggles

another word for beer goggles, i.e. drinking sweet amounts of beer and then thinking that your amazingly unsexy flatmate is a blonde stunner who wants insane hot sex with you then you wake up next to her the next morning scream and slap her in the face with your foot long penis.
i think bevin had his boggles on last night cos he took that chick home who lokks like the grinch that stole christmas, and then I saw her today and she had a big mushroom shaped welt on her forehead! spot on bevin!
by bevin loves boggles May 29, 2007
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