Bogartism

Being fucking retarded.

Wow, you must have Bogartism, since you spelled narrative; narritive.

by nigerian prince 420 October 2, 2019

Speedo Bloggerism

A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.

See also: Self-own

When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.

by Jiffy Landmine November 3, 2021

blogariah

A person who has a blog that is read by very few people, perhaps only by the author himself.

He spends a lot of time writing for his blog, but his lack of interesting material has left him a blogariah.

by cmsb705 December 9, 2008

bogarium

The best nigga ball torture ever

I had bogarium last night

by Poopinted November 15, 2021

Blogasm

Orgasming to an erotic blog.

Guy 1: yo, you read kayly's blog yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.
Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!
Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!
Guy 2: never mind...

by Matthias Azamer January 18, 2007

Boganism

A boganism is a word, or phrase used by a bogan to produce a maximum impact description of a person.

Some examples of word-boganisms are:

Slurry
sluzzdogga

Some examples of phrase boganisms are:

Jo is lower than a snake's Belly
Armostrong is slimier than an eel's arse
J.A. is a sluzzdogga

by nonturbo_brian September 18, 2009

Blogorcism

The act of driving out, or warding off, demons, or evil spirits from persons blogs, which are believed to be possessed or infested by them, or are liable to become instruments of their malice

An evil spirit has been trying to possess my blog, so I've called in a Blog Priest to perform a formal blogorcism.

by Jai Johnson September 28, 2006