Blockade

A combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. A group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.

We're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.

by cdawg821 May 20, 2010

Blocky's Funny doings International

A corporation that has been arrested for perjury in court

This program has been brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International

by gfdhfdn June 4, 2022

cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

Blocky

The gayest dude you'll ever meet. If you meet someone that goes by blocky get ready for the most funniest intropiate jokes ever

"Blocky keeps making sex jokes-"

by Moonlightgem October 20, 2020

Blocky

hey guys for a prank

"Hey guys, Blocky here. For a prank-"

by I Write Random Explanations October 16, 2020

Pig blockage

A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.

Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)

by Danbeb October 27, 2011

A 2 Blocka

An ugly girl who looks good from 2 blocks away.

DAMN, ole girl is a 2 blocka!

by KamiQuazi March 26, 2008