Summer Blockbuster

a movie released between about the middle of May through about the middle of August. These are usually big-budget movies, often sci-fi and action. Usually they are rated PG-13 so as not to be seen as childish but not to exclude the teenagers who are out of school and can't get into R-rated movies yet.

Jaws is often thought of as the first summer blockbuster.

by New English March 1, 2010

Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.

Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015

Blockluster

A film that makes a lot of money, but is a bit shit.

Michael Bay: Hey Brett Ratner did you see my new Blockbuster Pearl Harbor?

Brett Ratner: It was a little lackluster. I'd say it was more of a Blockluster.

Michael Bay: Like X-Men: The Last Stand, then. Douche.

by Michael Bay Harbor May 12, 2009

blockbuster and cock thruster

Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.

Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.

by rickleston September 22, 2016

blockbuster

A major motion picture, very successful at the box office.

Titanic was a blockbuster hit!

by Don April 15, 2004

Blockbustards

those unfortunate friends who have the uncanny ability to hunt down the shittiest movies your local Blockbuster has available.

their movie prowess also works in the opposite way, meaning they will reject any movie of substance if they haven't heard of it or if it makes them think about life in any way shape or form.

Friend: "Hey guys! We should watch Moon, I heard it was really good."
Blockbustards: "No way. Why watch that crap when we can watch G. I. Joe?" or "I'll do you one better. How 'bout a Madea movie?!"

by Dr. Sassafrass April 8, 2010

Blockbuster

Place where people can go, keep a movie/game for 38-45 days and only pay 1.25 for a restocking fee. Place where people don't realize that movies were ALWAYS autosold after a 12 days, but after no late fees it was bumped up to 7 days. Place where people bitch about movies never being in because of no late fees, yet often keep movies 10 days past the due date themselves. Place where people still bitch about paying $10 to buy the movie (they pay the going price minus the rental price they paid to buy it) or 1.25 to restock it when they used to pay $15 for keeping the movie 3 days late and still had to return it. Place where some people rent movies and are stupid enough to think that they never have to return the movie and never pay anything, instead of being grateful they have seven extra days to keep the movie.

Wow, Blockbusters got no more late fees, that means we can keep the movie forever after paying only 4 bucks for it and never return it, letting it hang in their inventory and preventing anyone else from getting it. When we get an inch we gotta take a mile. LOLZ.

by Firewalker April 6, 2005