Michael Bay: Hey Brett Ratner did you see my new Blockbuster Pearl Harbor?
Brett Ratner: It was a little lackluster. I'd say it was more of a Blockluster.
Michael Bay: Like X-Men: The Last Stand, then. Douche.
Brett Ratner: It was a little lackluster. I'd say it was more of a Blockluster.
Michael Bay: Like X-Men: The Last Stand, then. Douche.
by Michael Bay Harbor May 12, 2009
Get the Blockluster mug.A phrase denoting the piracy of movies or TV shows on sites such as the pirate bay, kick ass torrents, etc.
Person 1: I can't access this show.. I don't have (streaming service)...
Person 2: Have you checked Blockbuster online?
Person 2: Have you checked Blockbuster online?
by dandyprawn March 30, 2018
Get the blockbuster online mug.Typically used as an alternative for those of the older generation who are still stuck in 20th century, but still want to ask their partner to "Netflix and chill." Instead of committing to a $8.99 per month subscription for Netflix to have sexual relations with one's partner(s), by "making it a blockbuster night" they are only submitting a one time lesser payment for a movie. This movie will be an extremely boring one, but it serves simply to provide background noise while the 2 (or more) engage in sexual relations.
Old Partner 1: Hey girl(s), you sure turn me on. Netflix and chill?
Old Partner(s) 2: I'd/we'd love to, but $8.99 per month is too expensive. Let's make it a Blockbuster night!
Old Partner 1: Wow, what a great idea! That way, we don't have to adapt to today's standards of movie watching, and we don't have to pay $8.99 per month for a Netflix subscription!
**Proceeds to rent a boring movie from Blockbuster and retires to the host's house**
Old Partner(s) 2: I'd/we'd love to, but $8.99 per month is too expensive. Let's make it a Blockbuster night!
Old Partner 1: Wow, what a great idea! That way, we don't have to adapt to today's standards of movie watching, and we don't have to pay $8.99 per month for a Netflix subscription!
**Proceeds to rent a boring movie from Blockbuster and retires to the host's house**
by A tortured student March 9, 2016
Get the Let's make it a Blockbuster night mug.When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.
by NELL RAGE May 25, 2016
Get the Blockbuster and blowjobs mug.n. The act of taking one of your old, scratched up discs and replacing with a mint, clean Blockbuster DVD, or game, and returning the scratched disc.
Nick's little brother scratched up his Halo 2 disc, so he rented the game from Blockbuster and switched out the discs.
1 - "Man, my old Splinter Cell disc is too scratched to play on my Xbox."
2 - "Dude, just pull a blockbuster swap."
1 - "Good idea."
1 - "Man, my old Splinter Cell disc is too scratched to play on my Xbox."
2 - "Dude, just pull a blockbuster swap."
1 - "Good idea."
by sloppy jugs May 11, 2006
Get the blockbuster swap mug.Term used to define a date with a girl where you invite them over to watch a movie from Blockbuster Video with no real intention of watching the movie. The real intention is just to get the girl over and have sex.
Guy 1: Hey buddy what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I called my girl up and told her to come over to watch the DVD I rented last night.
Guy 1: Did you watch the movie?
Guy 2: Nah. It was just a blockbuster night.
Guy 2: I called my girl up and told her to come over to watch the DVD I rented last night.
Guy 1: Did you watch the movie?
Guy 2: Nah. It was just a blockbuster night.
by GTI_Guy October 22, 2006
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