blimpie

Much like a Blumpkin, the Blimpie involves getting a blowjob whilst excreting a bowl movement. However, the Blimpie adds one more tantalizing aspect to this already desirable treat. Combine the Blumpkin with eating a sandwich, preferably a meaty foot long, and you my friend have the euphoric Blimpie.

Frankenstein: "So last night I was taking a shit and my girlfriend walks in and starts giving me head outta the blue. So I'm all like woaaah bitch! I'm trying to eat my sammich!"

The Wolfman: "Ohhh you mean a Blimpie?"

by Nick Greeno March 4, 2007

Blimpie's

Blimpie's is the only sandwich shop in the world awesome enough to have originated in Hoboken, NJ. A true Jerseyan can defend that there are differences between a Blimpie and a typical "sub" such as one purchased at Subway, such as the differences in bread used and the Blimpie's superior quality. You do NOT buy a sub at Blimpie's, you buy a BLIMPIE. On an interesting note, when they first opened on Washington St. back in the 60's they gave away goldfish. Unfortunately the little fishies usually would not stay alive for more than a few days. They don't do that anymore, too bad.

Blimpie's is the only nationwide sandwich chain I will eat at, because I love Hoboken and hate Boston.

by someone18 September 11, 2006

blumplestiltskin

N., A person who offers up her first child in order to get a blumpkin from a little person.

John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.

by Blumpity blump January 23, 2009

blimped

describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy

"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"

by crazigirl July 3, 2007

blimphead

a disease that causes a persons (who is so full of themselves) head to expand and makes them float several inches above the floor. may also apply to smart bastards who have an answer to everything.

tom: i hate her she's such a blimphead
me: yeah, look at her float
tom: why doesnt she STFU, she has an answer to everything!

by mc1 September 28, 2005

blimpie gobbler

someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast

xavier is a blimpie gobbler

by jim buck December 7, 2009

Blample

To catch a person in the act of auto-eroticism

I walked into my dorm room and blampled my roommate

by El Night Blampler January 16, 2011