to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

blimp

tradition in northern ireland. e.g: when a blimp flies by ur house and you see it you point at it and shout "BLIMP! BLIMP!" you have to say it like a goat. we also do the same for hot air balloons.

"look there is a blimp flying outside" "BLIMP! BLIMP!"

by BigKrissy July 3, 2023

blimps

extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style

"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.

by BlimperBiitch May 8, 2011

blimped

describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy

"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"

by crazigirl July 3, 2007

blimp

a really,really,really fat chick.
Generaly whos tits sag to the floor and looks inflated.

I was trying to take the blimp out for a cruise but she wouldnt fit in the car.

by MISC. April 10, 2005

Blimped

Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.

Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?

Jack: Yeah...she blimped!

by Robin Twist February 7, 2014

Blimping

That sexual act of forcing air into the rectum, via mouth to rectum. Orally, bicycle pump, compressor, balloon. Hindenburging, Zepplining, air hogging

That dude really got blimped. Rough trade includes blimping.

by Dr. Jerry Bagel June 20, 2010