The situation in which a person's family is ugly. Named for the mongoloid tyrannosaurus family that appears in the TV commercials for the Sam Bernstein law firm in Detroit; the law firm uses "The Bernstein Advantage" as their tag line.
1. Damn, that girl is ugly. I can't even look her in the face.
2. Yeah, her mom and dad are ugly too. They got the Bernstein Advantage.
2. Yeah, her mom and dad are ugly too. They got the Bernstein Advantage.
by Big Swami January 25, 2015
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Look at Lee over there, he's doing the Bernstein Shufffle with that old man again.!! He needs help, he cant stop on his own
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When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they don’t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)
Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so I’m sorry I can’t make it to the zoo or dinner.
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Get the blented mug.A girl who often uses shortcuts for her phrases. She is often short and fun size. Athletic yet somehow lazy enough to not want to walk home. avoids coconut trees.
by Majolese36 May 26, 2016
Get the bernited mug.The coolest poppa daddyo out there! He's just the raddest dude around, and a smart plus cool as hell father/person.
by Rhettsterz March 20, 2018
Get the bernsterz mug.To steal ones catchphrases and use it in a wrong repetitive overused manner. Also being very unoriginal in so many ways.
Why are you stealing my idea?, you are Bernsteining. Here you go again overusing my catchphrases and being unoriginal, you are Bernsteining once again.
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