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Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.
by Sungo June 8, 2007
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Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.
"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."
by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016
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bleached brunette

A brunette that is bleached.
by carol December 21, 2004
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alabama blackhead

When youre having anal sex and your partner poops while youre still inside, thus compacting a small amount of feces into your urethra. Then you pull out and squeeze the stool out on her back as if you're popping a blackhead.
Ol' Roscoe just gave his sister the Alabama Blackhead.
by BigJay85 November 5, 2018
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Sun Bleached

He's Sun Bleached
Crowd: *gasp*
by Reeejae September 3, 2018
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beachead assault

martin had got joanne drunk that evening,in the beachside bar with the intention of ramming her gash, as hed led her down the steps onto the beach he knew he was gong to perform a beachead assault
by shaftus1 January 3, 2011
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bleached cow

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.
Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.
by bleached cow February 6, 2019
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