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David Blaine

the act of having sex doggie-style & pulling out (seemingly accidentally) @ which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient. At this point the first male sneaks out & reappears to the recipient, preferably by waving through a window from the outside.
Me & Nate pulled a David Blaine on Jennifer the other night. She totally freaked when she saw me waving through the window! It was awesome!
by azul_77_00 January 16, 2009
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bottom!blaine

A canon aspect of Blaine Anderson (from glee)'s sexuality since circa episode 4x16, Feud, but popularized much earlier, thanks to the wonders of Blaine's ass and fanfiction. There are still debates around its canon-hood, probably because its almost too good to be true. We here at UrbanDictionary have patience and sympathy for that. They'll come around.
klainer 1: hey, do you think kurt ever tops blaine?

klainer 2: of course he does, bottom!blaine is canon! didn't you watch feud?

klainer 1: I did, but I thought it meant switch!blaine or versatile!bottom!blaine is canon?

klainer 2: oh honey, that "not really?!" had zero conviction. i betcha also thought we were supposed to believe kurt never picks out his clothes.

klainer 1: wait, so... you really think he wants the D?

klainer 2: he wants the D, and only the D.
by freelancewhales March 25, 2013
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blowner

An erection caused solely as a result of oral sex to the penis.
Ty seemed disinterested until Charlotte dropped to her knees and coaxed him into a blowner with her soft, wet mouth.
by Filet Mignate April 27, 2007
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Blainers

A loving nickname for Blaine Anderson fangirls. Blaine Anderson is the sex on a stick and sings like a dream, bashful Dalton Academy Warbler who now goes to McKinley High. He is Kurt’s boyfriend. Fangirls who are in love with the out and proud gay Blaine are Blainers.

Could also be used when Blaine does something adorable, or cute, or sweet, or disgusting, or weird, and fangirls are so as;fkdjkl;;k, they can’t think of anything else to say.
Blainers are delusional but perfectly content Tumblr people who worships Blaine Anderson and his magnificent arms.

Blainer 1: Have you seen the photoset of Blaine’s arms after they sing ‘Tonight’? Askdlfj;skdjfl
Blainer 2: OH, BLAINERS.
by softspoon November 14, 2011
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blagnet

A magnet for black men. Usually a white woman.
DAYUM SON! Did you see Cristine? What a BLAGNET!
by Original Blagnet June 22, 2011
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Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet
I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo
by NZ Jack November 7, 2013
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David Blane

when your doing your girl or somebody from behind and let your friend slip in and you run around and knock on the window and wave
The David Blane is when your doing your girl or somebody from behind and let your friend slip in and you run around and knock on the window and wave
by Bazdizzle July 1, 2010
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