Blart

An uncommon condition where air builds up in ones bladder and then is released through urethra. Usually a blart does not produce an odor.

After surgery Dr. Sanchez palpated air in the patients bladder, with pressure the patient let out a blart.

by SanchezandCompany January 03, 2022

Blart

A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.

"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.

by Bizzy C January 09, 2009

Blart

The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.

As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.

by Aeryck July 06, 2005

Blart

A blasting fart. The sound can be described as trumpet-like... loud, high-pitched and choppy.

After a big chili dinner, I was kept up all night by my lover's gunshot blarts and my bedroom now smells like beans.

by KVC-KillMePlease July 11, 2008

Blart

A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.

The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.

by MooPig August 29, 2007

Blart

Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.

Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.

by pledge prez March 08, 2005

Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.

Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.

by Angus April 05, 2005