Definitions by bobbittyboo

blart 

A large fart that has a slightly melodic sound, like a stone being dropped in a lake on a cool, summer's morning, somewhere in the Northeast woods of Maine.

Dude, did you drop a deuce in the ocean?
Naw, man, just a blart. A nice, healthy blart.

blart by bobbittyboo April 23, 2011