Blartin

To roam around the office without purpose wasting time, like a security guard or mall cop.

Q: Where's Paul? A: He's Blartin.

by Holacabron August 16, 2015

Body Blaming

Blaming someone for their body traits. The act of discriminating someone with abnormalities in their body.

"It is your fault you can't reach the top shelf. You're short after all." Body Blaming

Body blaming is worst than body shaming.

by ill ness November 9, 2021

Barmish

Another word for "FAG".

Yo, you see that guy shitting himself. What a Barmish!

by loretta sigouin May 5, 2010

barmillen

Half way between drunk and buzzed. Coined circa 1995 in Erie, PA. Derived from the two last names of those who were drunk and buzzed. A third individual described himself as "barmillen," not yet drunk, but way past buzzed.

I was sitting in Gazzo's basement deciding whether to have another beer or not. Since I was only barmillen, I thought I could afford to have another.

by Sloshwaukee September 9, 2005

blarcissism

n. The devotion of more time to self-centered online activities (blogging, social networking, etc.) than to work, school, and/or family. A mash-up of blogging and narcissism.

Also, blarcissist: n. One who practices blarcissism.

In the year 3000, after the smoke of the blarcissism epidemic clears, Homo sapiens place themselves on the endangered species list, citing low birth rates due to a lack of actual human-to-human contact.

Also: Did you hear that Tom's wife took off with the kids after she found his blogger, myspace, and facebook profiles? Nobody had any idea he was such a blarcissist.

by ipostupost.com March 20, 2008

bwarming

The art of sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with your trousers still on, to warm the seat prior to baring your naked ass to have a poo

Dude, make sure you give that toilet seat a good bwarming before you use it. Man, it's freezing this morning; I think I lost a layer of skin and a good few ass curlies

by radishford December 20, 2019

belarmino

A very sexy man. Outgoing and very lovable. He has a big penis and amazing in bed. you would want a man called belarmino because he is very romantic and paasonate. he is smokin hot and a ladies man. Comes from the Spanish meaning "Sexy and Huge Cock"

"I have gone out with a belarmino and he really does have a big dick. its incredable"

by BeanerLover February 27, 2010