Blancokakkaphobia

The fear of getting poop on your white shirt while taking a shit

Tom has blancokakkaphobia and refuses to take a shit while wearing a white shirt

by Thebigpoopi November 7, 2014

Blancotarian

It’s like being a vegetarian but besides not eating meat, you also can’t eat eggs, flour, butter, carbs, salt, pepper, ketchup, or any kind of condiments really

What’s blancotarian? It’s pronounced BLANK- OH- TEAR- EE- AN and it was a sort of diet cleanse I went in for a whole month but just stopped last week.

by Petunia hatesme June 1, 2019