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blackberry 

An irritable boil like sore you get on the inside of your anus. Almost as irritable as getting sent email when you are not at work. Some people consider the blackberry to be some sort of business status symbol to prove how important you are to the company.

I think they are just a pain on the back side.
Did you just get a new blackberry. yeah it is a real pain in the ass.
blackberry by cake boy March 24, 2005
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blackberry 

when you are tapping a chick from behind and you use your thums to play with her ass
i was tapping you mom and i busted out the blackberry
blackberry by dmac23 June 11, 2006

BlackBerry 

someone who knows every fact and everything about eveything
Example 1:

Girl1: Yeah, omg it was Patricks birthday today

Girl2: wow your sucha blackberry

Example 2:

Girl1: i no shes 16 now she can get her G1 for 6 months and drive legaly with someone thats a legalized driver in the car

Girl2: um okay blackberry
BlackBerry by kay true February 24, 2009

blackberry 

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).
You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.
blackberry by billthecat November 12, 2012

Blackberry 

Person 1: Hello, I would like to purchase 32k of Blackberry

Person 2: Stonk go brrr

blackberry shuffle 

The slow, meandering, annoying way someone walks when they're on their blackberry and they're not paying attention to how much they are in everybody else's way.
"I would have been here earlier but I was stuck getting out of the subway behind some idiot doing the blackberry shuffle."
blackberry shuffle by suerewoo March 7, 2007

BlackBerry Break

A time out or pause during a meeting or training session designated to check and respond BlackBerry messages.
I was in a full day training session on diversity, and I was worried that I would not be able to check my messages. However, the trainers sceduled BlackBerry breaks through out the session so I was able to respond to my messages without disrupting thier training session.