-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.
Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.
OR
Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.
OR
Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.
by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009
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Bitchard
by MPDrop March 6, 2011
Get the bitchard mug.A variant of the name "Richard," formed by fusing "Bitch" onto the first syllable. However, this name can be used for anyone.
Essentially: "Complaining Dick"
Essentially: "Complaining Dick"
Michael: "I don't want to go to Hastings with you two retards!"
Yohann: "Well, you don't have to be such a Bitchard about it."
Yohann: "Well, you don't have to be such a Bitchard about it."
by Khaos D. May 13, 2009
Get the Bitchard mug.A practice performed by many girls nowadays. It is characterized by when a girl pretends to be nice on the surface and smiles often, but is a pretentious bitch underneath that superficial disguise.
James: Hey Laura, what's up?
Laura: Nothing much, what's up with you? How was that concert last night?
James: It was great! Ugh, I don't know how to do this math problem.
Laura: How could you not get this? It's so easy, lol.
James: Oh, ok...
Conrad: Isn't Laura awesome?
James: No way dude, she practices concealed bitchery.
Laura: Nothing much, what's up with you? How was that concert last night?
James: It was great! Ugh, I don't know how to do this math problem.
Laura: How could you not get this? It's so easy, lol.
James: Oh, ok...
Conrad: Isn't Laura awesome?
James: No way dude, she practices concealed bitchery.
by Bartholomew Pickleboob December 15, 2013
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Guy 1: Hey, did you see the obituary in the newspaper today.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.
Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.
Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*
by LoloSmiles March 2, 2015
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Regan was upset at her boyfriend Meredith cheated on her with Cassidy. Full of vengeance and bitchery, Regan decided to plot revenge on both Meredith and Cassidy by going out with Cassidy's ex-boyfriend Lindsey.
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