bitchaster

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.

We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.

by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008

Bitchal

A group of bitches

Did you see that bitchal pass bay?

by Jadien Rose November 5, 2014

Bitchassery

The act of being a dumb bitch and/or doing or saying stupid bitchy things to cause problems.

"What kind of bitchassery is she up to today?"

by CeeGee! May 12, 2018

Bitchasseyness

The attitude of a starving anorexic bitch on her period during Fashin Week in New York.

Bring your Bitchasseyness attitude somewhere else. We are all stocked up here.

by skinnyho September 16, 2009

bitchahertz

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.

"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"

by mattsqz January 3, 2010

bitchasserous

bitchasserous adjective -
1. characterized by the deceptive and cowardly behavior or action of bitchasses

I'm sick of his bitchasserous bullshit

--Related forms
bitchasserously adverb
bitchasserosity noun

by Kariem September 19, 2007

bitchalanski

Someone who is havin a bitch and not keepin it real.

Boo Hoo Bitchalanski

by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008