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bishops curse

its a curse that spreads underneath the social fabric of society like cancer and is supposed to have spiritual powers because a british church still chants it.
It is aimed at all families with border names, 67 of them in all. just about every 4th person you meet probably has a border name!!!!! It was originally aimed at the armstrongs and it was some crazy shit dude and it went... i curse your hair your shins your face your womb every part of your body and it cursed with all curses from the bible since the beginning of time nooooooo shiiittt and it finishes off with I damn you you to hellelelelelell
You can read the original bishops curse but there is a translated version thats not in old english. man, we must have been soulless killing machines
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Bishops finger

Euphemism used to decribe the actions/appendages of boy-hungry paedophiles. Can be descriptive, as in
"my turds as brown as a Bishops finger. Now thats a lot of fibre!"
Oh, its a beer in England as well.
Priest: Time to clean my BISHOPS FINGER, Gregory.

Poor little innocent kid (Gregory): Not again! (sob)

Priest: Just do it. It's all brown and poostinky.
by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006
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bishops helmet

The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.
He awoke with an erection and decided to beat or batter the bishop.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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bishops biff

Another name for the perineum the space between your bum hole and your balls.
I have a sweaty bishops biff.
by Haytertom August 5, 2019
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bishops gyal (east)

these girls are hoes when it comes to relationships.most likes trinity man and does think all man is dog.they head easy.
nah dan is a bishops gyal (east) you with dey, you getting horn.
by poluu September 29, 2019
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Bishops Stortford College

Oh you go to bishops stortford college? Gotta be rich, right?
by CharlieBarkler May 13, 2021
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Bishops Stortford

Ollie Cleveland: Wys g you got loud?
ZK: bro what ends you from
Ollie Cleveland: bishops stortford why
ZK: bahahahaha shithole nerd I defo ain’t from stortford imagine hahahahah
by Z2tapped#1FAN October 6, 2021
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