Birthday

A reminder of the time when your parents fucked up.

Happy Birthday Asshole

by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017

Birthday

The one day each year when you celebrate (nine months late) that time I banged your mom.

Happy birthday, kid. I banged your mom.

by Spanky mckockleberry January 27, 2010

Birthday

Being thrown out of the place you live

"Saw Todd on the street the other day with all his stuff in a pile"

"Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday.

by guestguestguest4 November 27, 2012

Birthday

a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear

Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year

by Vathsava El May 30, 2017

Birthday

A day in which the only person having fun is the person being celebrated.

birthday

by googlemegg August 2, 2008

Birthday

Every time it’s your birthday you get one year closer to death. People celebrate that your getting closer to dying and give you presents for it.

Happy Birthday Michelle ! Your turning 87!

by Maria_mashy May 20, 2018

Birthday

The day I celebrate being one year older.

So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.

by dragongirl702 January 16, 2009