Binder

A Mormon term for a place where eligible women are kept.

Hunter: Let's hit the bars. It's Ladies' Night.

Tyler: Dude, there aren't any bars in Monticello, Utah.

Hunter: What the hell? How am I gonna get laid?

Tyler: No prob, dude. I'm checking my binder right now.

by turtleposer October 17, 2012

Binder

A great device for storing women.

Mitt Romney had binders full of women.
Forever Alone Guy: I just bought a binder, hopefully its full of women.

This binder is defective, I can't even fit a woman in here!

by Servine October 23, 2012

Binder

Where Mitt Romney keeps his women in.

Someone spilled coffee on the floor, bring out Rachel from the binder to clean it up.

by Binders of women October 18, 2012

Binder

A piece of clothing worn by enbys, trans masculine people, masc females, or anyone who would feel more comfortable using one. It is used to make your chest appear flatter. (bind safely my friends)

imma buy a binder..

by bigbussyprincess October 16, 2020

Binder

A gathering of 3 or more chicks in one place.

Whenever Kevin sang he always collected a binder of women.

by notpip October 17, 2012

Bindered

The past tense of "to binder." Same as elbowed, except done with a binder in a crowded school hallway.

Fuck, that emo-kid bindered me in the spleen!
Get out of my way before I binder you in the head.

by Emily Duffin May 14, 2008

binder

noun; (rhymes with cinder)

1. To get fucked up several days in a row
2. An alterenitive pronunciation of "Bender"

Q: How was your spring break?
A: A fuckin' non-stop binder.

by Moonbeam April 11, 2007