bibliolfactophilia

The strong compulsion or fetish for the smelling of books

DUDE 1 - "I smelled the new Harry Potter last night. It smelt a little cheesey."
DUDE 2 - "I feel somewhat sad for you. You seem to be experiencing bibliolfactophilia. I know a guy who treats it - here's his card."
*BRIEF PAUSE*
DUDE 2 - "Please stop sniffing the card."

by Danny K. September 26, 2007

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bilibili

chinese youtube

on vc: "hey man im rn in china sorry i cant watch the yt video you sent can you dw it, upload to bilibili and then send me it?"

by takanashi kiara stan February 14, 2022

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Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"

Chris Webb has this phobia.

by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

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BigLION

The supreme being that rivals existance itself by ejaculating to cause rain and sleeping to show the sun. BigLION has no limits to the power that he possess. BigLION is also a religion that all alphas follow.

All Alphas: All hail BigLION!

by BillNoxNoxVenue November 6, 2019

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Bilbo Swaggins

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.

Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!

by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011

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