bible

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

bible

The Bible in 50 words...

God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled,Bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, Promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.

- What other book has all the words from the Bible?
- A dictionary.

by alvit May 20, 2009

Bible

A large book well over 1,000 pages written about a single subject (i.e. Christianity, chicken, heck, even a dictionary could be the bible of words.).

Jake: "Hey guys! Wanna read my Gun Bible?"
Nick: "No! The Holy Christian Bible is where it's at."
Kyle: "But my Chicken Cooking Bible is the only way to go!"

by crisisT47 July 15, 2016

Bible

Basically, the Oprah of early times

If the bible says it, its gotta be true

by Mr. Seuss, PhD November 22, 2011

bible

The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.

The Bible is what you make it.

by _culture_ November 11, 2008

bible

a bullshit book dumbass parents force their kids to read every sunday when they should be watching football

Dude why do you have a bible?

by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016

Bible

The best sci-fi fantasy book ever

Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible

by Fukbois r ded June 2, 2018