Beefsexual

A person who commits him/herself to the love of beef to the point where it becomes their primary relationship.

Jeffrey: “Hey Doug, when are you going on your next date”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”

by Boldgerg April 23, 2019

Begosexual

Begosexual is someone who gets aroused by begging or is sexually attracted to beggars.

They may secretly dress as a beggar when alone and beg in front of a mirror.

Sandra: Tony I forgot my key.... oh my god what are you doing! why are you dressed like a tramp?

Tony: I'm sorry Sandra, but maybe it's for the best...I'm...
Sandra: No no no don't say it ...

Tony: I'm begosexual, I've always been begosexual
Sandra: Naaaooooooo ...sobbing

Tony: Spare change?

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

bettesexual

You're straight, but you would totally become bisexual or lesbian for Bette Porter, of Showtime's the L Word... she's dysfunctionally hot and sexy!

I have a boyfriend, but I'm Bettesexual.... I love the L Word!

by lwordfan February 9, 2008

barsexual

The condition in which women intentionally become more open to kissing other women in front of an audience, typically in a bar or club, especially when the audience is comprised of men holding free drinks.

Patricia didn't have any cash so she turned into a total barsexual last night at the club.

by Jefficus November 2, 2008

beastsexual

Man raping horse

John: hi Ollie what is your sexuality

Ollie: I’m beastsexual

John: what does that mean
Ollie: it means I molest horses
John: oh

by Twigtwat December 10, 2020

Bensexual

Wen u are attracted to Ben ..AND ONLY BEN ....woman? Nah men? Nahhh Ben? HELL YESSSSS

Marcus: “ omg why is Ben so hawt”
Adem” you are bensexual obviously “
Marcus:” ah yes of course.. Ben Harrison is my sexuality “

by Definitely not Adams sidekick December 14, 2020

Birosexual

A person who identifies as having a sexual attraction to one gender while only having a romantic attraction to the other ( homosexual and heteroromantic , or homoromantic and heterosexual ).

I am sexually attracted to men, but only emotionally attracted to women; therefore I am birosexual.

by starring.us October 30, 2016