benchsquad

A group of useless players on any given basketball team who do nothing except waste oxygen and airball layups, but during their games have an abnormally funny sense of humor. Given humor is usually directed at each other, starters, the coach, or fat people.

Coach: Benchsquad! Pay attention to the game and stop messing around!

by MATT SLIPS February 13, 2014

Beachin

Beachin is an action, a process, a way of life, and a philosophy. Beachin involves finding an empty beach and laying in the sand with your friends staring at the universe. It involves discussing deep life issues, sociopolitical issues, philosophy, etc. However, it can also include relaxed conversation. The ocean breeze is very relaxing and comforting. Beachin is an art and if done properly can be at the height of the human experience. Beachin is also a form of chillin since it is very relaxing even though it can consist of serious conversation. Beaching provides a great view of the open ocean. Beachin is related to Roofin. Beachin is the best.

Guy 1: Yo were Beachin!!!
*deep conversation*

Guy 2: Yo look at that star!

Guy 3: Oh Shoot!

Guy 4: Were Beachin
*deep conversation*

*deep conversation*

Girl 1: were Beachin!

*deep conversation*

Girl 2: Hell yea!

*deep conversation*

Girl 3: Look at that star!!

Girl 4: I think that is a planet over there? What do you think Guy 2?

Guy 2: Yea I think it is!

*deep conversation*
*deep conversation*

by Beachinisreal December 24, 2013

Hot Bench

Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.

Ate some bad Mexican food last night and wound up sitting on the Hot Bench in class this afternoon!

by loosestool October 18, 2017

Benchinator

A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.

They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!

Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!

Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....

by s_k123 May 14, 2015

Benchmarked

1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.

Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."

"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"

by d_to_the_m_an December 18, 2009

Bench stud

(n): Player on a fantasy sports team of any kind who will do terribly when you have him in your lineup but will overperform when placed on your bench

Person 1: What?? What do you mean Aubrey Huff had 3 home runs tonight, I just benched him!

Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud

by duff94 June 24, 2011

belching beaver

A queef.

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.

by Spanky G April 24, 2020