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bellatrix

Awesomest villain ever.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think that she and Voldemort have got something going on.. If you catch my drift.
Bellatrix killed Sirius Black by giving him a "stupefy" into the fucking viel!
by Advil April 7, 2004
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Bellatrix LeStrange

Bellatrix LeStrange, kinky as hell.
Bad at killing teenagers, good at killing elves.
Wow! Bellatrix LeStrange killed Dobby!
by Optimus Yarnspinner July 22, 2011
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Bellathewolf

Bellathewolf is a bitch who makes fun of the military because she has no parents so her brain cells disappeared and she is trying to get attention by being a bitch
You know Bellathewolf?

Yeah she is a bitch who makes fun of the military
by masonthemissile June 16, 2023
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bellatrix lestrange

The best Harry Potter character. In fact, she is the best character of anything. Any book, movie, story.

Anyway, so lovely Bella is a phsyco killer, who is way cool. She loves to torture innocent and usually defenssless people. She is way too devoted to the fabulous Lord Voldemort, who is the second best character of anything ever. But it is still way cool that she is blindly devoted to him.

It would be hot if Bella and Voldy had sex, but only in a bizzare fanfic, so it's not gonna happen. Bella has her locked up husband Rodolphus to sleep with.

Bellatrix's sister, at least the one she kinda likes, is Narcissa Malfoy, who is Lucius's wife. And Bella killed her cousin Sirius Black. He was cool too, but better him than Bella, who is 1000000000000000000000000000000x cooler. Than anyone.

Bellatrix was sent to Azkaban for life, but got out after 14 years cause Voldy broke her out. So she was sent there because she tortured the Longbottoms into insanity, with the best spell ever, Crucio.

And that is why the Harry Potter movies suck ass. Because in the fourth book, Bellatrix is indroduced as one of the people to torture the Longbottoms, but in the goddamn movies, she is not mentioned AT ALL, and fucking BARTY CROUCH JR GETS ALL OF THE CREDIT, EVEN THOUGH IN THE BOOKS HE IS ALL "oh daddy don't send me away I didn't do iiiiiiiit.!"

To put it briefly (to late though, I guess,) Bellatrix is cooler than all of you. The End.

PS I would have put all of the important stuff in too, but tpam got to it first, so props to you. =)
"That chick is a phsyco, just like Bellatrix Lestrange!"

"Your shoes are way amazing, kinda like Bellatrix Lestrange."
by BellaLover July 29, 2008
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Bellatrix

Bellatrix is a fictional character in Harry Potter and is the hottest psychotic ever and is played by the sexy Helena Bonham Carter
Bellatrix is the hottest psychotic
by I.love.milfs September 6, 2021
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Bellatong

An extended leave of absence from, or breaking of plans with, one's male friends without explanation or remorse due to the presence of a new or existing girlfriend.
Where has he been I haven't seen him lately. Oh him, he's totally on a Bellatong.
by JD Hap April 16, 2009
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bellrag

A rag with which one would wipe his bell. Used not as a term of affection.
Shut up Jackson, you little bellrag!
by James Wilson' September 19, 2006
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