bellend cheddar

the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.

"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"

by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

Bellenduous

(adj., pejorative)

1. The act of behaving in a foolish, trifling, or generally idiotic manner; like a (n.) bell-end;

synonyms:
Stupid, asinine, dumb, foolish, fatuous.

"Jonny, that was utterly bellenduous"

by scaryfishman December 7, 2009

bellend hat

a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.

matt put his bellend hat on and orgasmed instantly

by marvin barrs November 22, 2004

bellelago

A community with the shittiest school

bellelago oh that place with a shit school

by Sultide February 29, 2020

bellend bouncer

Bellend bouncer is life style of a beast.

Yupinator:whos bellend bouncer

Beast:david taggart

by Davidtaggart123 July 4, 2020

bellend

1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.

When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.

by esadbaf October 12, 2004

Bellend

Some-one who can be very, very annoying at times.

Oh my god, Johann is such a bellend!!

by Flabbador March 24, 2010