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Belgian Blowfish

The act of diarrheating excessively into a magnum-sized condom, tying the condom, and popping it over your mate's face.
Guy: Hey, babe, I'm going to give you the sloppiest Belgian Blowfish you've ever hard.
by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009
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Belgian Piñata

Busting a fat load on a woman's face and then throwing confetti on the area with the bit on it.
"Diiiiick guess what I did to that slut after I took her to you bedroom?"
"What?"
"I gave her a Belgian Piñata!"
"Niiiiiiice!"
by Bobby pyn 79 July 16, 2009
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Belgian Roulette

When you pick a chocolate at random from the box and eat it without consulting the little guide thing to see what it's filled with.
"Ugh. I think I got the one filled with Tapioca."
"That's why I never play Belgian Roulette."
by Deerobouros April 25, 2013
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Belgian Double Dipper

The act of two males performing anal sex on a female, and then proceeding to place the tips of each of their fecal covered penises in a nostril. The males ejaculate blowing semen and feces up into her nose. The female then hocks a lugee of cum and poop, spitting it gently into an used chocolate rapper. This action is known as the belgian double dipper because the resulting viscous liquid looks like a white belgian, chocolate which was then dipped in dark chocolate.
"Did you get any valentines day candy from Bobby?"

"Yeah he and Rondel wipped me up a Belgian double dipper."

"I didn't know Bobby and Randel went to Belgium."

"They didn't they just busted up in my nose after they hammered my poop shoot."
by Slampig89 April 8, 2009
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Belgian Floater

A condom, used for anal sex, left floating in the toilet. (Belgian, as in waffles (textured/ribbed condoms), or chocolate).
I went to use the bathroom, and found this Belgian Floater in the toilet! Gross!!
by tcdacsap June 29, 2010
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Belgian Creamery

An upscale prostitute. Aka call girl, escort. Caters to a clientele from the upper crust.
I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.

I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.
by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020
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Belgian Tuck

Jean Claude was able to do the splits so well because of the Belgian tuck.
by waron45` October 19, 2020
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