Slicing My Bagels

Busting or breaking one's ball; giving someone a hard time about something.

Yo, Mario, I had a rough day, quit slicing my bagels.

by VicRamalot September 6, 2015

bagels

a tasty delightful snack which people can use as a conversation piece

mr.stinky whom likes bagels is Gary Coleman in disguise

by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004

toast the bagels

Coded language about killing Jews

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.

by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

Los Bagels

An awesome cafe in Northen California offering Jewish/Hispanic foods such as rugalah and empanadas, and of course bagels. They carry quailty foods that are as good for you as they are tasty. They also sell menorahs and have sales on dia de los muertos.

"Hey Ian, lets go pick up a bagel with hummus and larrupin at Los Bagels"

by shit colored sunshine October 17, 2007

Aids Bagels

A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.

Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.

by CoreyNallis July 28, 2008

pussy begets pussy

The occurance of multiple new sexual partners (female) upon the success of a single liasion.

Tom: "So, are you still sleeping with salad girl?"
Pat: "Yeah, but I also banged her sorority sister last night and her roomate on Thursday."
Tom: "Wow, so the dry spell is over, pussy begets pussy. We should call you the Jackhammer."

by the real blue juice July 30, 2010

bagels and roast beef

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

by ohhcheese July 16, 2006