Beerstorming

Brainstorming while drinking beer.

Beerstorming is believed to be responsible for the creation of: the light bulb, written language, International Beer Day, most 16th-19th century classical music, and the wheel.

by skyscotty July 9, 2009

Beeriod

A beeriod is the passing of an awkward, uncomfortable and sometimes painful poo which occurs the day after a nights or days drinking!

This can happen all at once, or happens throughout the day, where one is said to be on their beeriod. It has many nicknames such as "having a black baby" or "burning the whole off myself"

It has many side affects such as:
Screaming
Scratching
Farting
Saying, "Hot, Hot, Hot"
Being irritable
Stomach cramps
Increase in waist size
Very smelly shits
And being fidgety

Guinness one of the leading factors of a beeriod, is so heavy that beeriod symptoms happen almost immediately! Since the smoking ban in Ireland, this has proved quite a difficult problem as pubs are becoming more potent in the flavour of beeriodosity, a gas more dangerous than tobacco!

Example 1:
Guy #1: Hey where are you going?
Guy #2: Oh man I gotta take a beeriod.
Guy #1: Oh fuck, I am staying well away from that toilet!
(20 minutes later)
Guy #3: Jesus Christ, who just had their Beeriod?!

Example 2:
Girl: Ugh, what is that smell?
Guy: Sorry babe, I'm on my beeriod.

by Kevin and Kielty October 27, 2010

beeritas

When beer, tequila and minute maid lime-aid frozen concentrate are mixed together. This is extremely delicious and will almost certainly cause a blackout.

Full flavored beer is best. Something like Budweiser.

Damn you Todd for purposely dropping that into our Beeritas and ruining the whole batch!

by oobun December 7, 2010

Beerious

The state of one's situation being so serious that one feels an unshakable need to have a beer.

The Packers losing last night's game has me super beerious, bro.

by Jarrett Crowley September 29, 2017

Beeriod

The runny, really smelly shit you take after a hard night's boozing.

"Oh man, I just took the worse dump. I think I'm on my beeriod."

by Damo the Lamo March 6, 2008

beeritate

when your significant other is annoying you so much that you need to drink some beer

Don't beeritate me while I watch the game

by Kevin Aguirre October 10, 2008

Berrito

A Berrito is a pile of soiled socks that were used for masturbation.

Dude, is that a Berrito behind your laundry basket? Gross.

by inb4kickedfromchat March 20, 2011