beerbelly

a man who drinks beers heavily and cause him to appear like Pregnant woman.

John cant see his penis because of his beerbelly.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Friday Beers

The singular best account on Instagram. Takes movie scenes and edits them to be Friday/going out themed. Manages to actually get you excited for the weekend again. One of the few reasons to still use the app

Friend 1: did you see the newest post on Friday Beers?
Friend 2: no but I'm sure they knock it out of the park again

by dooleyspregame February 17, 2020

beerbortion

an abortion caused by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, usually cheap beer.

"i drank so much last night, if i was pregnant, i definitely would have had a beerbortion"

by yesgregyes May 22, 2010

beerboozled

When you are drunk and go home with a "10", only to find out she's a solid 3 in the morning.

Charlie: What happened last night?
Jake: I got beerboozled. The red-head i was with was a double bagger.

by Durbo14 August 23, 2017

ms.beers

A fat elf who likes to scream at kids for no particular reason.

Ms.beers made me right another 5 paragraph essay and just left me there to cry

by S.Candle January 20, 2017

beerboarding

A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.

The guys at work took me out drinking last night. After quite a few beers and a lot of questions I finally let slip that I was going to be a father. What can I say? Beerboarding should be against the law.

by Nathan Montague and Claudia Wheatley June 23, 2008

Beersgiving

Beersgiving is often referred to as the most magical time of the year. Usually celebrated the day before Thanksgiving when friends visit the place of their upbringing and go out to the bar before having to see their parents, grandparents, uncles/aunts, cousins, and other individuals who may be visiting. This night of debauchery typically leads to the next day's Thanksgiving being significantly mellowed and a time for rest and reflection of what truly to be thankful for.

Tom came home from college to celebrate Beersgiving last night, then upchucked all over the turkey at the Thanksgiving dinner the next day.

by Bronto Tom November 23, 2011