Queef Before Beef

A declarative bon mot expressing allegiance to the sisterhood of the vaginally flatulent and antagonism towards chorizo-packing fuckboys.

Woman 1: He completely betrayed me
Woman 2: All you need is your girlfriends. Besides, Queef Before Beef!

by M10-2 May 22, 2020

Beef queefer

A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.

Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"

Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."

Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"

Randy: "God dammit..."

by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012

beefqueen

A categorically sloppy female, usually of larger proportions, who wildly enjoys giving head, almost to a fault. Almost.

"Beth is such a beefqueen - if splooge was a salad she'd be a hell of a lot thinner."

by swineball January 19, 2010

Beefqueef

When a guy sharts into a womans cooter and she queefs it out as hard as she can.

"Ohhh that bob and Michelle sure do love to beefqueef! You'd think they had their own poop porn propaganda they do it so much."

by Cheltz February 7, 2010

Beefqueef

1. The morbid sound created by trapped air escaping the stomach folds of a large woman.

This woman fell out of the Walmart scooter and her beefqueef ripped a hole in space time.

by Hi-jeans February 9, 2019

tucson beefqueef

A hot fart related to a cum bubble that is trappped in a girls vagina after a good pounding from sex.

Man I plowed that girl so hard from behind last night and left her pussy with a tucson beefqueef.

by Sav dav March 4, 2023

beequeef

To expel smoke from your stomach by means of belching.

"Yo, did you see that beequeef?"

by Lucas and Avi July 13, 2021