Beef Jerky

When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick

Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!

by Brian Cros Himself May 8, 2007

Beef Jerky

When you still masturbate, despite heavy chaffing, using A1 sauce.

Where's John? He's busy making beef jerky.

by Rusty Shacleford June 16, 2010

Beef Jerky

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.

by Johnny132435 February 18, 2011

beef jerky

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

by The Midget December 21, 2004

Beef Jerky

Something you say when a really fat bitch walks by.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

Beef Jerky

a meat rasin

did you know beef jerky is just a meat rasin?

by meat_rasin_lmao February 12, 2017

Beef Jerky

a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.

b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.

a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."

b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."

by Gavyn August 24, 2004